Al Qa Qaa

Al Qa Qaa
Satire about yet another Bush scandal just before Election Day: more than 380 tons of high explosives stolen from the Al Qa Qaa Special Weapons Facility during the Bush invasion of Iraq, falling into the hands of thieves and terrorists
(Sung to the tune of "Elvira" by The Oak Ridge Boys)

(instrumental intro)

Al Qa Qaa... Al Qa Qaa...
Al Qa Qaa... Al Qa Qaa...
Al Qa Qaa... Al Qa Qaa...
Bush called a liar... 'bout Al Qa Qaa...

Lies 'bout 9/11; tripped 'gainst Kerry; whines.
The world has had enough fakes, like Dubya's lines.
Bush and Rummy squealin'... before election time.
380 tons, Al Qa Qaa's crime.

Bush hand-wringing...
Al Qa Qaa... Al Qa Qaa...
Bush called a liar... 'bout Al Qa Qaa...

Listen up! (Boot Dubya, boot Dubya, boot Dubya, now, now!)
Listen up! (Boot Dubya, boot Dubya, boot Dubya, now, now!)
Pull vote levers - he'll pay!

Reports from Iraq theater: how explosives got away.
Now Shrub can't deliver... all the things he planned.
Bushies now jump and holler... 'cause Bush slaves aren't exactly scholars.
Shrub's gonna curse and whine and eat war plans.

Bush hand-wringing...
Al Qa Qaa... Al Qa Qaa...
Bush called a liar... 'bout Al Qa Qaa...
Listen up! (Boot Dubya, boot Dubya, boot Dubya, now, now!)
Listen up! (Boot Dubya, boot Dubya, boot Dubya, now, now!)
Pull vote levers - he'll pay!

Al Qa Qaa... Al Qa Qaa...
Bush called a liar... 'bout Al Qa Qaa...
Listen up! (Boot Dubya, boot Dubya, boot Dubya, now, now!)
Listen up! (Boot Dubya, boot Dubya, boot Dubya, now, now!)
Pull vote levers - he'll pay!

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