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7/27/2003

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Rock/Pop/Country - Political Song Parodies (NOTE: Song titles beginning with the word "A" such as "A Love Song" are filed under the 2nd word of the title)

  1. Addicted To Love (Addicted To Rush) - Robert Palmer
  2. Addicted To Love (Evict The Shrub) - Robert Palmer
  3. After Midnight (After This Fight) -  Eric Clapton  10/15/02
  4. Against The Wind (A Bag Of Wind) - Bob Seger
  5. Ain't No Sunshine (Ain't No Fun Time 'Til He's Gone) - Bill Withers
  6. Ain't No Sunshine (Ain't No Surplus) - Bill Withers
  7. Ain't No Woman Like The One I've Got (Ain't No Moron Like The One We've Got) - The Four Tops 2/11/02
  8. Ain't That A Shame (Newt Had No Shame) - Fats Domino
  9. Ain't Too Proud To Beg (He's Too Dumb To Lead) - The Temptations
  10. The Air That I Breathe (Kills The Air That We Breathe) - The Hollies
  11. Albert Flasher (Ari Fleischer) - The Guess Who 2/14/02, MIDI sequenced by Wm. Kitchen - THANKS!
  12. Alison (Andersen) - Elvis Costello 2/11/02
  13. All I Wanna Do (All I Wanna Do Is Get Saddam) - Sheryl Crow 1/26/03
  14. All Right Now (All Right Wing - Bush version) - Free
  15. All Right Now (All Right Wing - House Managers version) - Free
  16. All Star (Oil Czar) - Smashmouth 12/11/02
  17. All You Need Is Love (All They Need Is Rush) - The Beatles
  18. Allentown (Fraud In Town) - Billy Joel
  19. Alley Cat (Calico Cats) - Bobby Rydell 5/10/02
  20. Alone Again, Naturally (That Damned U.N.'s In My Way) - Gilbert O'Sullivan 9/25/02
  21. Always A Woman (Always A Moron) - Billy Joel
  22. America (A Dunce Now Rules America) - Neil Diamond 6/9/03
  23. America (They're Conquering America) - Neil Diamond
  24. American Pie (Republicans Lie) - Don McLean 7/7/03
  25. American Woman (Republican Congress) - The Guess Who
  26. American Woman (Republican Dummy) - The Guess Who
  27. Amie (Cheney) - Pure Prairie League 3/3/02
  28. And The Grass Won't Pay No Mind (Bush The Ass, War-Crazed, Is Blind) - Neil Diamond 3/17/03
  29. Angie (Ashcroft) - The Rolling Stones
  30. Annie's Song (Polluter's Song) - John Denver
  31. Another Brick In The Wall - Part 2 (If You Bicker At All) - Pink Floyd 6/27/02
  32. Another Brick In The Wall - Part 2 (Another Prick Who Must Fall) - Pink Floyd
  33. Another Saturday Night (We Ought To Batter The Right) - Sam Cooke
  34. Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song (We're Bombing Somebody Else For What Bin Laden's Done) - B.J. Thomas
  35. Anticipation (Ann Coulter's Nation) - Carly Simon 1/12/03
  36. Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In (Hilarious/Let The Shrub Whine) - The Fifth Dimension 1/25/02
  37. Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In (Nefarious/Thieves At Enron) - The Fifth Dimension 1/25/02
  38. Are You Lonesome Tonight? (Aren't They Loathesome, The Right?) - Elvis Presley
  39. As Tears Go By (You'll Hear Bush Lie) - The Rolling Stones  2/24/02
  40. At The Hop (Dubya Is A Flop) - Danny & The Juniors
  41. At The Hop (Gingrich Was A Flop) - Danny & The Juniors
  42. Baby, I'm-A-Want You (Cheney, They All Want You) - Bread 7/24/02
  43. Baby, What A Big Surprise (Bush Baby Is Now Despised) - Chicago 9/5/02
  44. Bad, Bad Leroy Brown (Bad, Bad Jan Reno) - Jim Croce
  45. Bad, Bad Leroy Brown (They're Mad At Reno Now) - Jim Croce
  46. Bad Case Of Loving You [Doctor, Doctor] (Bad Case of Loathing You [Dr. Laura] - Robert Palmer
  47. Bad Moon Rising (Bad Newt Rising) - Creedence Clearwater Revival
  48. Bad Moon Rising (Scandals Rising) - Creedence Clearwater Revival 8/14/02
  49. Back In The High Life Again (Attacking And Fighting Again) - Steve Winwood 3/6/03
  50. Back In The U.S.A. (They Shouldn't Run The U.S.A.) - Chuck Berry
  51. Back Off Boogaloo (Pay My Electric Bill) - Ringo Starr
  52. Ballroom Blitz (Right Wing Bitch) - Sweet3/28/02
  53. Band Of Gold (Band Of Goons) - Freda Payne
  54. Barbara Ann (Bomb Iran) - The Beach Boys 6/24/03
  55. Barbara Ann (Bush Says Bomb Iraq) - The Beach Boys 7/19/02
  56. Beach Baby (Bush Baby) - First Class
  57. The Beat Goes On (Their Defeat Goes On) - Sonny & Cher
  58. Beginnings (Bush, Your Wheels Are Spinning) - Chicago 5/31/02
  59. Beginnings (W's Not Grinning) - Chicago 5/31/02
  60. Behind Closed Doors (Snooping Behind Closed Doors) - Charlie Rich 7/22/02
  61. Bennie & The Jets (Harvey Is The Pits) - Elton John 7/17/02
  62. Bennie & The Jets (Shrub Put Us In Debt) - Elton John
  63. Bennie & The Jets (Kenny Has Regrets) - Elton John
  64. Bette Davis Eyes (A.G. Ashcroft Lies) - Kim Carnes
  65. Big Shot (Big Snot) - Billy Joel
  66. Big Yellow Taxi (Big Fellow Nazi) - Joni Mitchell
  67. Billie Jean (War Machine) - Michael Jackson 4/9/03
  68. Billy, Don't Be A Hero (Really, Bush Ain't A Hero) - Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods 5/15/03
  69. Birthday (It's Dubya's Birthday) - The Beatles7/9/02
  70. The Bitch Is Back (The Rich Are Back) - Elton John
  71. Black Magic Woman (Shrub The Slacker's A Moron) - Santana
  72. Black Water (Bad Water - Bush version) - Doobie Brothers
  73. Black Water (Bad Water - Newt version) - Doobie Brothers
  74. Blinded By The Light (Blinded By The Right) - Manfred Mann
  75. Blue Bayou (Blew By You) - Linda Ronstadt / Roy Orbison
  76. Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain (Blue Skies Dying, Acid Rain) - Willie Nelson 1/12/03
  77. Blue Moon (Full Moons) - The Marcels
  78. Blue Suede Shoes (Bush Aide Hughes) - Carl Perkins 4/28/02
  79. Blue Suede Shoes (Boot That Newt) - Carl Perkins
  80. Blue Velvet (Behind Blue Velvet) - Bobby Vinton2/21/02
  81. Blueberry Hill (Gives Him A Thrill) - Fats Domino
  82. Boogie Nights (Bill Of Rights) - Heatwave
  83. The Border (You Won't Dictate To Us Your Orders) - America
  84. Born On The Bayou (Born George W.) - Creedence Clearwater Revival
  85. Born To Be Wild (Going To Be Riled) - Steppenwolf
  86. Born To Be Wild (Sworn To Denial) - Steppenwolf8/4/02
  87. Both Sides Now (Bedside Vow) - Judy Collins10/3/02
  88. A Boy Named Sue (Boy W.) - Johnny Cash
  89. Brand New Key (Jeb Stole The Votes For Me) - Melanie
  90. Brandy (You're A Fine Girl) [Cheney (You Run Shrub's World)] - Looking Glass
  91. Break On Through To The Other Side (Senate Moves To The Other Side) - The Doors
  92. Breaking Up Is Hard To Do (Faking On His Part Won't Do) - Neil Sedaka
  93. Bridge Over Troubled Water (Barge On Polluted Water) - Simon & Garfunkel
  94. Brother Louie (Flunkie Ari) - Stories
  95. Brother Love's Travelling Salvation Show (Brother Rush Dittohead Sensation Show) - Neil Diamond
  96. Brother Love's Travelling Salvation Show (Bush Brothers Unravelling Nation Show) - Neil Diamond
  97. Bus Stop (Bush, Stop) - The Hollies
  98. Bus Stop (Rush, Stop) - The Hollies
  99. Bye Bye, Love (Bye Bye, Shrub) - Everly Brothers
  100. California Dreamin' (California's Screamin') - The Mamas & The Papas
  101. California Dreamin' (G.O.P. Is Dreaming) - The Mamas & The Papas
  102. Candle In The Wind (It's A Scandal Bush Is In) - Elton John 8/9/02
  103. The Candy Man (The Pander Man) - Sammy Davis, Jr.
  104. Can't Buy Me Love (Can't Buy My Vote) - The Beatles
  105. Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You (Can't Take More Lies, W.) - Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons 4/15/02
  106. Carribean Queen (European Scene) - Billy Ocean
  107. Carrie Anne (Scary Ann) - The Hollies 7/11/03
  108. Cat's In The Cradle (Bush Brat Is Unable) - Harry Chapin
  109. Cecelia (They're Zealots) - Simon & Garfunkel
  110. Chapel Of Love (Drivel Of Rush) - The Dixie Cups
  111. Chapel Of Love (Rotten Apple Named Shrub) - The Dixie Cups
  112. Cherry Bomb (Dirty Bomb) - John Mellencamp6/20/02
  113. Cherry, Cherry (Cheney, Cheney) - Neil Diamond
  114. China Grove (Karl Rove) - The Doobie Brothers
  115. Cisco Kid (Crisco Kid) - War
  116. Clair (Blair) - Gilbert O'Sullivan 9/9/02
  117. Clair (Dick) - Gilbert O'Sullivan
  118. Close To You (Roasting You) - The Carpenters 4/9/03
  119. Cocaine (McCain) - Eric Clapton
  120. Cocaine (No Brain) - Eric Clapton
  121. Coconut Song (The Arsenic Song) - Harry NilssonNew MIDI by Ron Tilden added 7/19/02
  122. Come And Get It (Come And Get It) - Badfinger
  123. Cook With Honey (Crooks With Money) - Judy Collins 7/13/02
  124. Cool Night (The Fool Right) - Paul Davis
  125. Copacabana (Corporate Bonanza) - Barry Manilow5/26/02
  126. Could It Be I'm Falling In Love (Democracy's Fallen To Shrub) - Spinners
  127. Could It Be I'm Falling In Love (Could They All Be Following Newt?) - Spinners
  128. Could It Be I'm Falling In Love (Could They All Be Following Rush?) - Spinners
  129. Country Road (Just Do As You're Told) - James Taylor 9/7/02
  130. Coward Of The County (Dullard Of The Country) - Kenny Rogers
  131. Cracklin' Rosie (Cacklin' Cronies) - Neil Diamond
  132. Crazy (Lazy) - Patsy Cline 2/24/02
  133. Crazy (Georgy) - Patsy Cline
  134. Crazy Little Thing Called Love (Lazy Little King Called Shrub) - Queen
  135. Cruel To Be Kind (Fool Who Was Blind) - Nick Lowe
  136. Crumblin' Down (Enron's Fall) - John Mellencamp
  137. Cry Like A Baby (Lie For Bush Baby) - The Box Tops 6/16/03
  138. Crying (Lying) - Roy Orbison 7/27/03
  139. Cupid (Stupid Bush) - Sam Cooke 5/20/02
  140. Curly Shuffle (Furlough Shuffle) - Jump 'N' The Saddle Band
  141. Curly Shuffle (Stir Up Trouble) - Jump 'N' The Saddle Band
  142. Curly Shuffle (The World's In Trouble) - Jump 'N' The Saddle Band 6/9/03
  143. Da Doo Ron Ron (He Screwed Enron) - The Crystals1/18/02
  144. Daisy Jane (He Hates Hussein) - America10/17/02
  145. Dance To The Music (Dunce Who's Abusive) - Sly & The Family Stone 6/9/03
  146. Dancing In The Moonlight (Dancing For The Doomed Right) - King Harvest
  147. Dancing In The Street (Dancing In The Suite) - Martha & The Vandellas 5/4/02
  148. Danny's Song (Dummy's Song) - Loggins & Messina
  149. A Day In The Life (It's Time For My Nap) - The Beatles 8/14/02
  150. Day Tripper (Say, Gipper) - The Beatles
  151. Daydream Believer (Bush Team Deceivers) - The Monkees 12/20/02
  152. Dead Skunk (Lead Junk) - Loudon Wainwright III
  153. Dear Prudence (Impudence) - The Beatles 3/24/02
  154. Dedicated To The One I Love (Dedicated To The One Called Shrub) - The Mamas & Papas
  155. Delta Dawn (Junta, Begone) - Helen Reddy10/14/02
  156. Diary (Dubya's Dayly Diary) - Bread8/23/02
  157. Diary (Inquiry) - Bread 9/14/02
  158. Dirty Laundry (Mr. Smirk's Unwanted ) - Don Henley 6/29/02
  159. Dirty Laundry (Smirk From Austin) - Don Henley
  160. Do It Again (Smirk Blew It Again) - Steely Dan
  161. Do You Know The Way To San Jose (Do You Want To Say No Way, Jose) - Dionne Warwick
  162. Do You Want To Know A Secret? (I Want Everything A Secret) - The Beatles 3/28/02
  163. Don't Ask Me Why (Don't Mask His Lie) - Billy Joel
  164. Don't Let Me Be Lonely Tonight - (If You Call Me A Bonehead, I'll Fight) - James Taylor 5/28/02
  165. Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me (Don't Let The Shrub Get Crowned The King) - Elton John
  166. Don't Stand So Close To Me (Can't Stand The G.O.P.) - The Police
  167. Don't You Know What The Night Can Do (Don't You Know It's A Right Wing Coup) - Steve Winwood 11/12/02
  168. Don't You Want Me (We Don't Want Bush Baby) - The Human League 8/14/02
  169. Downtown (Dumb Clown) - Petula Clark
  170. Downtown (Enron) - Petula Clark 2/11/02
  171. Dream Baby (Sleazy Bush Baby) - Roy Orbison
  172. Dream Weaver (Right Wing Dream Fever)
  173. Dreams (Schemes) - Fleetwood Mac
  174. Drive My Car (Georgia Voters Drove Out Barr) - The Beatles 8/23/02
  175. Duke Of Earl (Look For Oil) - Gene Chandler
  176. Duke Of Earl (Nuke For Oil) - Gene Chandler10/27/02
  177. Dust In The Wind (Shrub Didn't Win) - Kansas
  178. Dust In The Wind (Rush Is All Wind) - Kansas
  179. Eight Days A Week (Eight Bucks A Week) - The Beatles
  180. El Paso (Fiasco) - Marty Robbins
  181. Electric Avenue (Reckess Attitude) - Eddie Grant 3/3/02
  182. Endless Love (Endless War) - Lionel Ritchie & Diana Ross 3/11/03
  183. Eve of Destruction (Hussein's Destruction) - Barry McGuire 3/18/03
  184. Eve Of Destruction (The G.O.P. Is On the Eve of Destruction) - Barry McGuire
  185. Evergreen (Never Seen) - Barbra Streisand 6/27/02
  186. Every Breath You Take (Every Mess You Make) - The Police
  187. Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic (Every Little Thing He Says Is Comic) - The Police
  188. Every Time You Go Away (Time For Bush To Go Away) - Paul Young 4/15/02
  189. Everybody's Talkin' (Everybody's Squawkin' At Me) - Harry Nilsson
  190. Everyday People (Dubya's People) - Sly & The Family Stone
  191. Evil Ways (Axis of Evil) - Santana 2/24/02
  192. Evil Ways (Evil Doers, Go Away) - Santana
  193. Eye In The Sky (If You Ask Why Or Defy) - Alan Parsons Project 5/8/03
  194. Father & Son (Poppy & Shrub) - Cat Stevens
  195. Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover (Nifty Ways To Kill An Evil) - Paul Simon 1/12/03
  196. Fire (Liar) - The Pointer Sisters 7/27/03
  197. Fly Like An Eagle (Try, But He's Feeble) - Steve Miller Band
  198. Folsom Prison Blues (Yucca Mountain Blues) - Johnny Cash 7/13/02
  199. Fool On The Hill (Fool On The Hill) - The Beatles
  200. Footloose (His Noose) - Kenny Loggins
  201. For Once In My Life (First Time In My Life) - Stevie Wonder 3/14/02
  202. Forever In Blue Jeans (Never In Newt's Dreams)- Neil Diamond
  203. Forever In Blue Jeans (Showed Up In Blue Jeans) - Neil Diamond
  204. Fortunate Son (President's Son) - Creedence Clearwater Revival
  205. Freedom Overspill (Freedom Now To Kill) - Steve Winwood 11/19/02
  206. Fun, Fun, Fun (Fund, Fund, Fund) - Beach Boys2/26/02
  207. Fun, Fun, Fun (Run, Run, Run) - Beach Boys
  208. Funky Town (Flunky Town) - Pseudo Echo
  209. Funny How Time Slips Away (It Ain't Funny, Their Crime Just Slips Away) - Willie Nelson 4/30/02
  210. Game Of Love (Name Of Shrub) - Wayne Fontana & The Mindbenders MIDI added 12/28/01, thanks to
  211. Game Of Love (Game Of Wills) - Wayne Fontana & The Mindbenders         Ron Tilden
  212. Garden Party (Grand Old Party) - Rick Nelson
  213. Get Back (Attack) - The Beatles 9/12/02
  214. Get Back (Get Back) - The Beatles
  215. Get Back (GOPAC) - The Beatles
  216. Get Down (Get Lost) - Gilbert O'Sullivan
  217. Get Down (Stepped Down) - Gilbert O'Sullivan12/19/02
  218. Get Down (Went Down) - Gilbert O'Sullivan 2/14/02
  219. Get Down Tonight (We're Bound To Fight)2/11/03
  220. Get Ready (Get Ready) - Temptations
  221. Get Ready (Not Ready) - Temptations
  222. Ghost Busters (Vote Busters) - Ray Parker Jr.
  223. Gimme Some Lovin' (Dummy's Got Nothin') - Spencer Davis Group
  224. The Girl Is Mine (Iraq Is Mine) - Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney4/13/03
  225. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (The World Is Taunting John Fund) - Cyndi Lauper 2/26/02
  226. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (The World Thinks Bush Is A Dunce) - Cyndi Lauper 2/12/02
  227. Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon (Smirk, You're Just A Big Buffoon) - Neil Diamond
  228. Gloria (Monica) - Shadows of Knight
  229. Gloria (Dubya) - Shadows of Knight
  230. God Only Knows (God Told Him So) - The Beach Boys 3/10/03
  231. Going To A Go-Go (Booing Is A No-No) - Smokey Robinson & The Miracles
  232. Good Golly Miss Molly (Good Golly, What Folly) - Little Richard
  233. Good Morning Starshine - (Big Corporate Czar Crime) - Oliver 8/11/02
  234. Good Morning Starshine - (Good Morning, Dubya) - Oliver 8/11/02
  235. Good Vibrations (9/11 Investigations) - The Beach Boys 5/20/02
  236. Good Vibrations (Bush-Run Nation) - The Beach Boys
  237. Goofus (Doofus) - The Carpenters
  238. Got To Get You Into My Life (Hyde, Why Don't You Go Get A Life) - The Beatles
  239. Grease (Sleaze Is The Word) - Frankie Valli
  240. Great Balls Of Fire (Hellacious Great Balls Of Fire) - Jerry Lee Lewis 3/30/03
  241. Great Balls Of Fire (Limbaugh The Liar) - Jerry Lee Lewis 12/15/01
  242. Great Balls Of Fire (Great Balls of Sewage) - Jerry Lee Lewis
  243. The Great Pretender (The Great Pretenders) - The Platters
  244. Guantanamera (Wants War On Terra) - The Sandpipers2/3/02
  245. Guitar Man (Big War Man) - Bread 4/27/03
  246. Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves (Nazis, Con Men, Thieves) - Cher 7/2/03
  247. Handy Man (Not Afghanistan) - James Taylor10/3/02
  248. Hang On Sloopy (Let's Bang On Snippy) - The McCoys
  249. Hanky Panky (Bush Baby Did Some Hanky Panky) - Tommy James & The Shondells
  250. Happy Together (They're Crappy Together) - The Turtles 8/9/02
  251. Hard Day's Night (Hard Crazed Right) - The Beatles
  252. Hard Headed Woman (Partisan Woman) - Elvis Presley
  253. Harry Truman (Has Been Ruined) - Chicago9/7/02
  254. Haven't Got Time For The Pain (Bush Doesn't Have Time To Explain) - Carly Simon 2/11/03
  255. He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother (He Ain't Ready, He's Jeb's Brother)
  256. Heart Attack (Heart Attack) - Olivia Newton-John
  257. Heart Of Rock & Roll (Newt Is On A Roll) - Huey Lewis & The News
  258. Heartbreak Hotel (Budgetary Hell) - Elvis Presley
  259. Heartbreak Hotel (Cry Baby) - Elvis Presley
  260. Heartbreaker (Pacemaker) - Dionne Warwick
  261. Heartbreaker (Pact Breaker) - Dionne Warwick11/4/02
  262. Hello, I Love You (Hey Bush, We Loathe You) - The Doors
  263. Hello, I Love You (Hey Rush, I Loathe You) - Doors
  264. Hello, Mary Lou (Way To Go, W.) - Rick Nelson
  265. Here Comes The Sun (Bomb Saddam's Sons) - The Beatles 7/27/03
  266. Hey, Good Lookin' (Lay Is Crooked) - Hank Williams1/20/02
  267. Hey Jude (Hey Newt) - The Beatles
  268. Hey Jude (She's Rude) - The Beatles 3/14/02
  269. Hi-De-Ho (Hidey-Hole) - Blood, Sweat & Tears
  270. Higher Love (Fire Shrub) - Steve Winwood 11/12/02
  271. Hit Me With Your Best Shot (G.O.P. Are Crackpots) - Pat Benatar
  272. Hit Me With Your Best Shot (Hit The GPS Spot) - Pat Benatar
  273. Hit The Road, Jack (Give The Votes Back) - Ray Charles
  274. Hit The Road, Jack (Hit The Road, Newt) - Ray Charles
  275. Hitching A Ride (They Bitch and They Whine) - Vanity Fair  2/21/02
  276. Holly Holy (Ari Told Us Lies) - Neil Diamond3/31/02
  277. Homeward Bound (Crawford Bound) - Simon & Garfunkel  10/7/02
  278. Hooked On A Feeling (Crooks Who Were Stealing) - B.J. Thomas 1/19/02
  279. A Horse With No Name (Of Course, He's To Blame) - America
  280. Hot Blooded (Hot Headed) - Foreigner 7/28/02
  281. House Of The Rising Sun (House Of The Lying Dunce) - Animals 1/12/03
  282. House Of The Rising Sun (House Of The White-Haired One) - Animals
  283. Hopelessly Devoted To You (Dope Should Be Demoted, And Soon) - Olivia Newton-John
  284. How Sweet It Is To Be Loved By You (The Cheater Is Named George W.) - James Taylor
  285. How Sweet It Is To Be Loved By You (The Sleaze In Biz Is From W.) - James Taylor 7/24/02
  286. Hush (Hush Rush) - Deep Purple
  287. Hush (Bush) - Deep Purple
  288. Hushabye (Bush Cabal) - The Beach Boys
  289. I Am A Rock (I'll Slam Iraq) - Simon & Garfunkel10/8/02
  290. I Believe I Can Fly (Don't Believe Bush's Lie) - R. Kelly 5/8/03
  291. I Can Dream About You (I Can't Dream About W.) - Dan Hartman 2/3/02
  292. I Can Get No Satisfaction (Starr Can't Get No Satisfaction) - Rolling Stones
  293. I Can See Clearly Now (He Will Pay Dearly Now) - Johnny Nash 7/26/02
  294. I Can See Clearly Now (We Can See Clearly Now) - Johnny Nash
  295. I Can See Clearly Now (We Can't See Clearly Now In Houston) - Johnny Nash
  296. I Can't Help Falling In Love With You (I Can't Help Feeling Disgust For You) - Elvis Presley
  297. I Can't Go For That (I Can't Vote For That) - Daryl Hall & John Oates
  298. I Can't Stand It (I Demand It) - Eric Clapton10/14/02
  299. I Feel Good {I Got You} (War Feels Good) - James Brown 4/7/03
  300. I Feel The Earth Move (I'll Get Saddam Moved) - Carole King 1/23/02
  301. I Fought The Law And The Law Won (Bush Wants A War And The Hawks Won) - Bobby Fuller Four 10/7/02
  302. I Fought The Law And The Law Won (She Fought Them Off And She Won) - Bobby Fuller Four 4/25/02
  303. I Fought The Law And The Law Won (Lay Broke The Law - He Fleeced Enron) - Bobby Fuller Four 1/20/02
  304. I Fought The Law And The Law Won (The Rule of Law Says That Gore Won) - Bobby Fuller Four
  305. I Get Around (They Ran Aground) - Beach Boys
  306. I Got A Name (Lived Off His Name) - Jim Croce1/9/02
  307. I Got You Babe (They Hate You, Abe) - Sonny & Cher
  308. I Have A Dream (I Have A Scheme) - ABBA11/9/02
  309. I Love A Rainy Night (Shrub Obeys The Right) - Eddie Rabbitt
  310. I Love A Rainy Night (We Loathe The Looney Right) - Eddie Rabbitt
  311. I Love Rock & Roll (Shrub's Out Of Control) - Joan Jett & The Blackhearts 9/26/02
  312. I Need You (Indeed, You) - America 9/25/02
  313. I Say A Little Prayer (I Pray A Bitter Failure For You) - Dionne Warwicke
  314. I Shot The Sheriff (Dubya The Sheriff) - Eric Clapton 3/3/02
  315. I Shot The Sheriff (Hyde's Not Embarassed) - Eric Clapton
  316. I Started A Joke (Dubya's A Joke) - The Bee Gees
  317. I Started A Joke (Bush Baby's A Joke) - The Bee Gees
  318. I Want A New Drug (I Want The Newt Drugged) - Huey Lewis & The News
  319. I Want A New Drug (Unwanted New Thugs) - Huey Lewis & The News 7/22/02
  320. I Want To Hold Your Hand (I Will Control Your Land) - The Beatles 10/17/02
  321. I Will Follow Him (Do Not Follow Him) - Little Peggy March
  322. I Won't Last A Day Without You (We Won't Go Away, Duh-Ba-You) - The Carpenters
  323. I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing (We Should Impeach The Bogus King)
  324. I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song (Flay George W. & His Throng) - Jim Croce 2/3/02
  325. I'll Never Fall In Love Again (They'll Want To Call On Shrub Again) - Dionne Warwick 5/28/02
  326. I'll Never Fall In Love Again (They'll Never Fall For Rush Again) - Dionne Warwick
  327. I'll Never Find Another You (They'll Never Clone A Duh-Buh-You)
  328. I'm A Believer (Not A Believer) - The Monkees / Neil Diamond
  329. I'm Having The Time of My Life (Fun Cuts Time Like A Knife) - Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes 2/14/02
  330. I'm Henry the 8th, I Am (I'm Dubya The Ape, I Am) - Herman's Hermits 10/27/02
  331. I'm Henry the 8th, I Am (I'm Henry the Ace, I Am) - Herman's Hermits 12/5/02
  332. I'm Henry the 8th, I Am (I'm Henry the Hyde, I Am) - Herman's Hermits
  333. I'm Not In Love (Their God Is Rush) - 10cc
  334. I'm Scared (I'm Scared Of New York) - Burton Cummings
  335. I'm Sorry (Not Sorry I Lied) - John Denver 7/27/03
  336. I'm Still Standing (I Can't Stand Her) - Elton John 6/30/02
  337. I'm Still Standing (I Can't Stand Him) - Elton John
  338. I'm Your Hoochie Koochie Man (He's A Stupid, Stupid Man) - Muddy Waters
  339. I'm Your Hoochie Koochie Man (House Republican) - Muddy Waters
  340. I've Got A Rock & Roll Heart (I'll Iraq Torn Apart) - Eric Clapton 10/3/02
  341. If Not For You (Not W.) - Bob Dylan 1/12/03
  342. If You Could Read My Mind (They'll Try To Feed Your Mind) - Gordon Lightfoot
  343. If You Know What I Mean (Yes, We Know That They're Mean) - Neil Diamond 4/3/02
  344. If You Leave Me Now (Please Believe Me Now) - Chicago 9/02
  345. Imaginary Lover - (Imaginary Budget) - Atlanta Rhythm Section 5/4/02
  346. Imagine (Imagine) - John Lennon
  347. In The Midnight Hour ('Til The Midnight Hour) - Wilson Pickett
  348. In The Midnight Hour (His Grapes Are Sour) - Wilson Pickett
  349. In The Midnight Hour (The Right Wants Power) - Wilson Pickett
  350. In The Midnight Hour (War Time Power) - Wilson Pickett 7/9/02
  351. In The Still Of The Night (You're A Shill For The Right) - The Five Satins
  352. Incense & Peppermints (Incensed Republicans) - Strawberry Alarm Clock
  353. It Keeps You Running (Oil Keeps Us Running) - Doobie Brothers  11/9/02
  354. It Never Rains In Southern California (He's Determined To Bring Pain To California) - Albert Hammond 4/9/02
  355. It's Now Or Never (War Now, Forever) - Elvis Presley  10/27/02
  356. It's So Easy (He's So Sleazy) - Linda Ronstadt
  357. It's So Easy (They So Easily Fall For Rush) - Linda Ronstadt
  358. It's Too Late (Dubya Came Too Late) - Carole King
  359. Jambalaya (Dumbbell Liar) - Hank Williams 5/20/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
  360. Jenny Jenny (Kenny Kenny) - Little Richard
  361. Jesse's Girl (Daddy's Girls) - Rick Springfield
  362. Jesse's Girl (Jesse's World) - Rick Springfield
  363. Jesus Is Just Alright (Harris Is Just All Right With Me) - Doobie Brothers
  364. Jet Air Liner (Bush The Airhead's A Goner) - Steve Miller Band
  365. Jim Dandy (Bush Daddy To The Rescue) - Black Oak Arkansas 5/10/02
  366. Jive Talkin' (Hyde's Talkin') - Bee Gees
  367. Johnny Angel (Johnny Ashcroft) - Shelley Fabares
  368. Johnny B. Goode (Johnny's No Good) - Chuck Berry 7/24/03
  369. The Joker (The Ogre) - The Steve Miller Band
  370. Joy To The World (Boy Fooled The World) - Three Dog Night
  371. Just My Imagination (Dubya Just Can't Run The Nation) - The Temptations
  372. Just The Two Of Us (Bush Is Ludicrous) - Grover Washingtohn Jr. & Bill Withers 3/24/02
  373. Kansas City (Ban The Cities) - Wilbert Harrison
  374. Kansas City (Bush Is Sh*tty) - Wilbert Harrison
  375. Kentucky Woman (A Yucky Woman - Ode to Linda Tripp) - Neil Diamond
  376. Killing Me Softly With His Song (Skilling Proved Costly To Enron) - Roberta Flack 2/14/02
  377. King of Pain (Queen of Hate) - The Police
  378. King of the Road (King Is A Toad) - Roger Miller2/3/02
  379. King of the Road (King of Iraq) - Roger Miller 4/13/03
  380. King Tut (King Shrub) - Steve Martin & The Toot Uncommons
  381. Kiss On My List (Frist On My List) - Daryl Hall & John Oates 12/31/02
  382. La Bamba (The Bomber) - Ritchie Valens 6/20/02
  383. La Bamba (Dubya's Gonna Bomb Ya) - Ritchie Valens
  384. Lady (Bare Lady) - Little River Band 2/18/02
  385. Lady Madonna (Shady Scalia) - The Beatles
  386. Late Night Radio (Far Right Radio) - John Denver  6/23/03
  387. Lay Down Sally (Lay's Blind Alley) - Eric Clapton 5/20/02
  388. Lay Lady Lay (Lay, Kenny Lay - Bob Dylan1/9/02
  389. Layla (Lay's Fault) - Eric Clapton 1/19/02
  390. Leader Of The Pack (Leader Don't Know Jack) - The Shangri-Las
  391. Let 'Em In (Bring 'Em On) - Paul McCartney & Wings 7/7/03
  392. Let 'Em In (Got Him In) - Paul McCartney & Wings
  393. Let It Be (Let 'Em Bleed) - The Beatles 4/26/03
  394. Let It Be (Let It Bleed) - The Beatles
  395. Let It Rain (Get Hussein) - Eric Clapton 2/12/02
  396. The Letter (For Father) - The Box Tops 10/17/02
  397. Let's Hang On (Lott Hangs On) - Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons 12/19/02
  398. Let's Hang On (Bush Hangs On) - Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons 4/15/02
  399. Lido Shuffle (Veto Scuffle) - Boz Scaggs 3/18/03
  400. Light My Fire (Dumb Bush Baby Should Get Fired) - The Doors 7/18/03
  401. Light My Fire (G.O.P. Just Might Get Fired) - The Doors
  402. Light My Fire (Rush Is Crazy And A Liar) - The Doors
  403. Lights (When The Right Goes Down) - Journey
  404. Like A Rock (Strike Iraq) - Bob Seger 8/14/02
  405. Little Deuce Coupe (Little Bush Coup) - The Beach Boys
  406. Little Red Corvette (Shrillest Yet Pundette) - Prince
  407. The Lion Sleeps Tonight (The Ditto Sheep Can't Fight) - The Tokens  2/21/02
  408. The Lion Sleeps Tonight (Iraqis Chose To Fight) - The Tokens 4/9/03
  409. The Locomotion (Legal Motions) - Little Eva2/11/02
  410. Long Cool Woman (Gung Ho Moron) - The Hollies 7/10/03
  411. The Long Run (The Wrong One) - Eagles
  412. Longfellow Serenade (Strom Thurmond's Age Charade) - Neil Diamond
  413. Lonely People (Looney People) - America
  414. Long & Winding Road (Wrong & Blinding Road) - The Beatles 3/18/03
  415. The Look Of Love (The Shrub's A Fraud) - Dusty Springfield 2/2/02
  416. Lookin' Out My Back Door (W.'s Tryin' To Attack Al Gore) - Creedence Clearwater Revival
  417. Lookin' Out My Back Door (You'll Be Out In '04) - Creedence Clearwater Revival
  418. Lost In Love (Lost Is Shrub) - Air Supply4/15/02
  419. Lotta Love (Go Give Lott A Shove) - Nicolette Larson
  420. Love Her Madly (They Love Rush So Badly) - The Doors
  421. Love Is A Battlefield (Shrub Wants A Battlefield) - Pat Benatar 9/25/02
  422. Love Is Alive (Shrub Is A Liar) - Gary Wright
  423. Love Is Here And Now You're Gone (Rush Can't Hear) - The Supremes
  424. Love Is Here And Now You're Gone (Shrub Is Jeered And In '04 He'll Be Gone) - The Supremes
  425. Love Is In The Air (Rush Is On The Air) - John Paul Young
  426. Love Is In The Air (Shrub Is In Despair) - John Paul Young
  427. Love Is The Answer (Shrub Ain't The Answer) - England Dan & John Ford Coley 5/4/03
  428. Love Me Do (Dumb W.) - The Beatles
  429. Love Me Tender (Shrub Pretender) - Elvis Presley
  430. Love On The Rocks (Rush Is A Pox) - Neil Diamond
  431. Love On The Rocks (Shrub Bombs Iraq) - Neil Diamond 2/14/02
  432. Love On The Rocks (Shrub's In A Box) - Neil Diamond 7/10/03
  433. A Love Song (Shrub's Wrong) - Anne Murray
  434. Love Story (Shrub's Story) - Andy Williams5/15/03
  435. Love Train (Shrub's Brain) - The O'Jays
  436. Love Will Keep Us Together (Shrub Can't Get It Together) - The Captain & Tennille
  437. Loves Me Like A Rock (Shrub Will Bomb Iraq) - Paul Simon  10/8/02
  438. Loves Me Like A Rock (Rush Is Full Of Crock) - Paul Simon
  439. Lucille (Repeal) - Little Richard
  440. Lucky Man (What A Lucky Man) - Emerson, Lake & Palmer
  441. Lyin' Eyes (You Can't Hide From Pryin' Eyes) - The Eagles 7/28/02
  442. Maggie May (Ann Is Crazed) - Rod Stewart10/3/02
  443. Magic (Bush Is Managed) - Olivia Newton-John
  444. Making Love Out Of Nothing At All (Faker Shrub Has Got Nothing At All) - Air Supply
  445. Mama, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys (Laura, Don't Let Bush Baby Eat Any More Pretzels) - Willie Nelson1/18/02
  446. Maneater (Mad Schemer) - Daryl Hall & John Oates
  447. Margaritaville (Cheating Skills) - Jimmy Buffett
  448. Marrakesh Express (Corruption Express) - Crosby, Stills & Nash
  449. Maybe I'm Amazed (Bush's Hundred Days) - Paul McCartney & Wings
  450. Me And Bobbi McGee (Dick & G.W.B.) - Kris Kristofferson 9/9/02
  451. Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard (G.O.P. Fools Want Guns In The Schoolyard) - Paul Simon
  452. Mexico (Bush Must Go) - James Taylor
  453. Midnight Confession (Clinton, the Right's Obsession) - The Grass Roots 3/17/02
  454. Midnight Special (Saturday Night Specials) - Johnny Rivers
  455. Midnight Train To Georgia (Leaving All The Kook Right Wing For Georgia) - Gladys Knight & The Pips
  456. Michelle (Repel Bush Hell) - The Beatles
  457. Miss You (We Dismiss You) - The Rolling Stones
  458. Monday, Monday (Mayday, Mayday) - The Mamas & The Papas 10/3/02
  459. Money For Nothing (Money From Nothing) - Dire Straits
  460. Monster Mash (Dubya Bash) - Bobby "Boris" Pickett
  461. Monster Mash (Dumpster Trash) - Bobby "Boris" Pickett
  462. Monster Mash (Investor Cash) - Bobby "Boris" Pickett 2/11/02
  463. Mony, Mony (Phony, Phony) - Tommy James & The Shondells
  464. Moon Shadow (Doomed Cattle) - Cat Stevens
  465. Moon Shadow (Mooned By Them) - Cat Stevens
  466. Moonlight Feels Right (I'm Right - We'll Fight) - Starbuck 2/10/03
  467. More, More, More (War, War, War) - Andrea True Connection 9/25/02
  468. More Than A Feeling (More Than Revealing) - Boston
  469. More Today Than Yesterday (We Loathe Bush More Today Than Yesterday) - Spiral Staircase 8/14/02
  470. Mornin' (Warnin') - Al Jarreau 2/11/02
  471. Morning Train{Nine to Five}(War On Hussein)_- Sheena Easton3/9/03
  472. The Most Beautiful Girl (The Most Crude Politician) - Charlie Rich
  473. The Most Beautiful Girl (The Most Hated Man Now In The World) - Charlie Rich 6/1/03
  474. Mother & Child Reunion (Father And Child Reunion) - Paul Simon
  475. Mr. Bojangles (Mr. George W.) - Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
  476. Mr. Tambourine Man (Mr. Taliban Man) - The Byrds
  477. Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter (Mrs. Bush, You've Got Two Drunken Daughters)12/12/02
  478. Mrs. Robinson (Mr. Robertson) - Simon & Garfunkel
  479. Mustang Sally (House Gang Henry) - Wilson Pickett
  480. My Cherie Amour (Cheney Is Really Sore) - Stevie Wonder 3/8/02
  481. My Favorite Mistake (Big Corporate Mistakes) - Sheryl Crow 7/28/02
  482. My Generation (Crooked Bush Administration) - The Who
  483. My Generation (Whitewash The Investigation) - The Who  12/5/02
  484. My Guy (My War) - Mary Wells 9/25/02
  485. My Life (Do What I Like) - Billy Joel
  486. My Little Town (My Little Clown) - Simon & Garfunkel  11/3/02
  487. My Sharona (Mark Chmura) - The Knack
  488. My Sweet Lord (My Reward) Bush version - George Harrison  12/11/02
  489. My Sweet Lord (My Reward) Newt version - George Harrison
  490. Na Na Hey Hey - Kiss Him Goodbye (No No No Newt - Kiss Him Goodbye) - Steam
  491. Neutron Dance (Neo-Con Dance)
  492. Never Been To Spain (Never Been To Spain) - Three Dog Night
  493. Nice To Be With You (You Must Be Nice To W.) - Gallery2/18/02
  494. Night Fever (War Monger) - The Bee Gees 9/14/02
  495. The Night Has A Thousand Eyes (Bush Lied, Many Thousand Died) - Bobby Vee 6/23/02
  496. The Night Has A Thousand Eyes (The Right Tells A Thousand Lies) - Bobby Vee 11/21/02
  497. Nights In White Satin (Crooks In White Collars) - The Moody Blues  2/24/02
  498. The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down (The Right Wing Tricksters Came To Town) - Joan Baez
  499. No Matter What (No Matter What, Wants War) - Badfinger 4/24/03
  500. Nowhere Man (Bush, the Real Nowhere Man) - The Beatles
  501. Nowhere Man (Lay's A Real "Don't Care" Man) - The Beatles 2/17/02
  502. Nowhere Man (Newt's A Real Nowhere Man) - The Beatles
  503. Old Time Rock & Roll (Hard Line Robert Dole) - Bob Seger
  504. One Hundred Ways (One Hundred Days) - Quincy Jones & James Ingram
  505. One-Trick Pony (One-Trick Phony) - Paul Simon1/12/03
  506. Only The Lonely (Phony Baloney) - Roy Orbison1/30/02
  507. Operator (That's Not The Way It Feels) - {Litigator {That's How The Bushes Steal}} - Jim Croce
  508. Our Day Will Come (We Say He's Dumb) - Ruby & The Romantics
  509. Our Lips Are Sealed (Loose Lips Are Sealed) - The Go-Go's 7/28/02
  510. Out of Touch (He's Out Of Touch) - Daryl Hall & John Oates
  511. Out of Touch (They're Out Of Touch) - Daryl Hall & John Oates
  512. Owner Of A Lonely Heart (Odor In The Supreme Court) - Yes
  513. Oye Como Va (Oil Man Dubya) - Santana 3/19/02
  514. Painted Ladies (Tainted Lady) - Ian Thomas MIDI added 11/9/02
  515. Papa Was A Rolling Stone (Dubya Has A Stolen Throne) - The Temptations
  516. Paper In Fire (Faker And Liar) - John Mellencamp12/19/02
  517. Paperback Writer (Faker Jet Fighter) - John Mellencamp 6/1/03
  518. Paperback Writer (Hate That Scott Ritter) - The Beatles 2/10/03
  519. Peace Train (Pea Brain) - Cat Stevens
  520. People Are Strange (Saddam Hussein) - The Doors9/18/02
  521. Personality (Criminality) - Lloyd Price 7/13/02
  522. Philadelphia Freedom (Bush Would Limit Our Freedom) - Elton John
  523. Piano Man (Oil Man) - Billy Joel
  524. Pinball Wizard (Bimbo Lizard) - The Who 9/5/02
  525. Pink Houses (Let's Take Back America) - John Mellencamp 7/13/02
  526. Play That Funky Music (Flay That Flunky, Ari Fleischer) - Wild Cherry
  527. Please, Mister, Please (He's Mr. Sleaze) - Olivia Newton-John
  528. The Power of Love (The Power of Shrub) - Huey Lewis & The News 11/21/02
  529. The Power of Love (The Power Of Newt) - Huey Lewis & The News
  530. The Power of Love (Stop The Power Of Rush) - Huey Lewis & The News
  531. Pressure (Jester) - Billy Joel 3/2/03
  532. Private Eyes (Prying Eyes) - Daryl Hall & John Oates 7/26/02
  533. Private Eyes (Privatized Security) - Daryl Hall & John Oates  MIDI added 10/9/01
  534. Proud Mary (Be Wary) - Creedence Clearwater Revival
  535. Puppet Man (Bush The Puppet Man - The Fifth Dimension
  536. Put Your Hand In The Hand (We Can't Stand His Command) - Ocean 8/23/02
  537. Rainy Day People (Cheney's New Pupil) - Gordon Lightfoot
  538. Rainy Night In Georgia (Maniac From Georgia) - Brook Benton
  539. Ramblin' Man (Forgot Afghanistan) - Allman Brothers 1/21/03
  540. Ramblin' Man (Gamblin' Man) - Allman Brothers 6/1/03
  541. Ramblin' Man (Torn My Battle Plan) - Allman Brothers 4/7/03
  542. Raspberry Beret (Give Ann A Raspberry And Say) - Prince 8/24/02
  543. Reelin' In The Years (Reelin' In The Beers) - Steely Dan 1/27/02
  544. Reflections (Selected Shrub) - The Supremes
  545. Rescue Me (Rescue Me) - Fontella Bass
  546. Respect (Pretzel) - Aretha Franklin 1/18/02
  547. Return To Sender (Jeffords Defected) - Elvis Presley
  548. Return To Sender (Right Wing Agenda) - Elvis Presley
  549. Return To Sender (Unlearned Pretender) - Elvis Presley
  550. Revolution (No Solution) - The Beatles
  551. Revolution (Texecution) - The Beatles
  552. Rhinestone Cowboy (Doomsday Cowboy) - Glen Campbell  7/23/03
  553. Ring Of Fire (This King's A Liar) - Johnny Cash 8/21/02
  554. Rock Me, Amadeus (Iraq Armageddon) - Falco2/2/03
  555. Rock The Boat (Hocked The Vote) - The Hues Corporation
  556. Rock The Boat (Stopped The Boat) - The Hues Corporation 6/1/03
  557. Rock & Roll Music (Robert Dole's Speeches) - Chuck Berry
  558. Rocket Man (Rocket Plan) - Elton John 3/24/03
  559. Rockin' Down The Highway (My Way Or The Highway) - Doobie Brothers
  560. Rockin' Me (Keep On Mockin' Bush Baby) - The Steve Miller Band
  561. Rockin' Pneumonia & the Boogie Woogie Flu (Buchanan's Gonna Fall) - Johnny Rivers
  562. Rocky Mountain High (Yucca Mountain Lie) - John Denver 5/10/02
  563. Rocky Mountain Way (Yucca Mountain Way) - Joe Walsh 5/10/02
  564. Roll Over, Beethoven (Right Wing Beholden) - Chuck Berry
  565. Rooty Toot Toot (Pooty Poot Poot) - John Mellencamp6/18/02
  566. The Rose (He'll Pose) - Bette Midler
  567. Roxanne (Rumsfeld) - The Police
  568. Roxanne (Tax Plan) - The Police
  569. Run Through The Jungle (Law Of The Jungle) - Creedence Clearwater Revival 6/1/03
  570. Run Through The Jungle (War Plan's Been Bungled) - Creedence Clearwater Revival 4/9/03
  571. Sad Eyes (Bad Lies) - Robert John
  572. Sad Songs Say So Much (Mad Throngs) - Elton John
  573. Sam (Gramm) - Olivia Newton-John
  574. Saturday In The Park (Ridge Can't Say - We're In The Dark) - Chicago 7/4/02
  575. Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting (Dubya's Spite Is Why We're Fighting) - Elton John 11/1/02
  576. Save The Last Dance For Me (Save Your Last Dime For Me) - Drifters
  577. Say You Love Me (Say We Loathe Him) - Fleetwood Mac
  578. Sealed With A Kiss (Shield Him From This) - Brian Hyland 4/30/02
  579. See The Funny Little Clown (Bush The Dummy Wears The Crown) - Bobby Goldsboro 3/28/02 - MIDI 3/17/03
  580. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band (Secret Police Running The Homeland) - The Beatles12/5/01
  581. Shake, Rattle & Roll (Smirk's Out Of Control) - Big Joe Turner
  582. Shake Your Booty (Shred, Shred, Shred - It's Your Duty) - KC & The Sunshine Band 1/31/02
  583. Shake Your Booty (Kick His Booty) - KC & The Sunshine Band
  584. Shambala (Duh-Bya) - Three Dog Night
  585. She Loves You (He's Rush Limbaugh - N'yea, N'yea) - The Beatles
  586. She's So Cold (I'm So Hot For War) - The Rolling Stones  10/17/02
  587. Sherry Baby (Cheney & Bush Baby) - The Four Seasons
  588. Shoop Shoop Song {It's In His Kiss} (Snoop Snoop Song {You're On His List}) - Betty Everett 11/26/02
  589. Shop Around (Bush Had To Stop Saddam) - Smoky Robinson & The Miracles 5/8/03
  590. Shout (In '04, We Will Throw Bush Out) - The Isley Brothers 3/17/02
  591. Show Me The Way (Go All The Way) - Peter Frampton1/26/03
  592. Sing (Fling Those Bombs) - The Carpenters10/17/02
  593. Sir Duke (Sir Nuke) - Stevie Wonder 3/15/02
  594. Sixteen Candles (We've Seen Scandals) - The Crests 7/18/03
  595. Slip Sliding Away (Shrub's Hiding Away) - Paul Simon
  596. Sloop John B (Son of the Snoop George B.) - The Beach Boys
  597. Slow Ride (So Snide) - Foghat
  598. Small Town (Show Down) - John Mellencamp
  599. Small Town (Small Brain) - John Mellencamp7/4/02
  600. Smoke On The Water (Drunk: Bush's Daughters) - Deep Purple 5/4/02
  601. Smoke On The Water (Scum On The Water) - Deep Purple
  602. Smoke On The Water (Smoke From Ms. Coulter) - Deep Purple 6/30/02
  603. Smoking Gun (Smirking Son) - Robert Cray2/11/03
  604. So Into You (We Just Loathe W.) - Atlanta Rhythm Section
  605. Something (Some Things Should Not Be Approved) - The Beatles
  606. Somebody To Love (Not Over My Dead Body, Said Shrub) - Jefferson Airplane 1/9/02
  607. Something To Talk About (Something To Joke About) - Bonnie Raitt
  608. Somewhere Out There (Don't Care 'Bout Blair) - Linda Ronstadt & James Ingram 7/10/03
  609. Son Of A Preacher Man (John, The Son Of A Preacher Man) - Dusty Springfield 8/9/02
  610. Sooner Or Later (Sooner Not Later) - The Grass Roots
  611. Soul Man (Dole Man) - Sam & Dave
  612. Soul Man (Dull Man) - Sam & Dave
  613. Soul Man (I'm An Oil Man) - Sam & Dave
  614. Soul Man (Poll Man) - Sam & Dave 8/9/02
  615. Sounds Of Silence (Profound When Silent) - Simon & Garfunkel
  616. Southern Man (Stubborn Man) - Neil Young3/3/02
  617. Southern Nights (Civil Rights) - Glen Campbell
  618. Spirit In The Sky (Bush Is An Irritating Guy) - Norman Greenbaum
  619. Spirits In The Material World (He Won't Hear It - He's Despised In The World) - The Police 1/26/03
  620. Spinning Wheel (Spinning Fool) - Blood, Sweat & Tears
  621. Spiders & Snakes (Tyrants & Fakes) - Jim Stafford  MIDI added 3/17/03, sequenced by Ron Tilden
  622. Spooky (Kooky) - The Classics IV 5/13/02
  623. Start Me Up (Shut Her Up) - The Rolling Stones
  624. Still The One (Still The Dunce) - OrleansMIDI added 10/8/01, thanks to Alvin Dover
  625. Still The Same (Still To Blame)- Bob Seger12/19/02
  626. Sunshine, Go Away Today (Sunshine Patriots) - Jonathan Edwards  MIDI added 1/15/02
  627. Stand By Your Man (Stand By, Iran) - Tammy Wynette 6/16/03
  628. Stop In The Name Of Love (Stop Those Bombs Aimed By Shrub 9/12/02
  629. Stupid Guy (Superfly) - Curtis Mayfield
  630. Sugar Mountain (Yucca Mountain) - Neil Young2/21/02
  631. Sunny (Rummy) - Bobby Hebb 10/3/02
  632. Superstition (Starr Is Too Suspicious) - Stevie Wonder
  633. Surfer Girl (Usurper Smirk) - The Beach Boys
  634. Surfin' U.S.A. (Smirk & Kenneth Lay) - The Beach Boys 1/18/02
  635. Suspicious Minds (Suspicious Finds) - Elvis Presley
  636. Suzy Q (Oh, W.) - Creedence Clearwater Revival 12/31/01
  637. Suzy Q (Danny Q) - Creedence Clearwater Revival
  638. Sweet Baby James (We're Mocking That Bush Baby's Name) - James Taylor 6/18/02
  639. Sweet Dreams Are Made Of These (Bush Team Made Enemies) - Eurythmics
  640. Sweet Talkin' Woman (Trash Talkin' Woman) - Electric Light Orchestra
  641. Take It To The Limit (Faking By The Dimwit) - The Eagles 11/26/02
  642. Take This Job And Shove It (Faked His Job And Flubbed It) - Johnny Paycheck  6/16/03
  643. Takin' Care of Business (Welfare For Big Business) - Bachman Turner Overdrive
  644. Takin' It To The Streets (Fakin' Despite Defeat) - Doobie Brothers
  645. Teddy Bear (No Threat Was There) - Elvis Presley 7/20/03
  646. Teenager In Love (Your 401K's In Danger From Shrub)  - Dion
  647. Tell Laura I Love Her (Tell Laura We Loathe Her) - Ray Peterson
  648. That'll Be The Day (Don't Tattle, Kenneth Lay) - Linda Ronstadt/ Buddy Holly 1/20/02
  649. That'll Be The Day (The G.O.P. Will Pay) - Linda Ronstadt / Buddy Holly
  650. That'll Be The Day (Let's Rattle Tom DeLay) - Linda Ronstadt / Buddy Holly
  651. That's Love (That's Shrub) - Jim Capaldi2/2/03
  652. That's What Friends Are For (Plans That End In War) - Dionne Warwick & Friends 4/24/03
  653. There's A Kind Of Hush (Don't Be Kind To Rush) - Herman's Hermits
  654. There's A Kind Of Hush (Don't Be Kind To Shrub) - Herman's Hermits
  655. These Boots Are Made For Walking (We Sent That Newt A-Walking) - Nancy Sinatra
  656. These Eyes (He Spies) - The Guess Who 11/21/02
  657. The Things We Do For Love (The Things They Do For Rush) - 10cc
  658. The Tide Is High (The Fraud Has Lied) - Blondie
  659. Thing Called Love (King Called Shrub) - Bonnie Rait
  660. Tie A Yellow Ribbon (Tie Adhesive Tape Around the Mouth of Newt) - Tony Orlando & Dawn
  661. Ticket To Ride (Take For A Ride) - The Beatles
  662. Ticket To Ride (Wicked To Hide) - The Beatles1/21/03
  663. Time After Time (Crime After Crime) - Cyndi Lauper 8/26/02
  664. Time In A Bottle (A Crime To Have Bush At The Throttle) - Jim Croce 1/9/02
  665. Time Of The Season (Crime Of The Season) - The Zombies
  666. Tin Man (Dim Man) - America 8/9/02
  667. Today (DeLay) - New Christy Minstrels
  668. Today (Ken Lay) - New Christy Minstrels 1/6/02
  669. Today Is The Day (Laissez Faire Is The Way) - America 3/14/02
  670. Too Much Time On My Hands (Too Much Crime On His Hands (Styx) 4/25/02
  671. Top of the World (First Iraq, Then the World) - The Carpenters 10/14/02
  672. Top of the World (Shocks The Whole World) - The Carpenters 3/15/02
  673. Torn Between Two Lovers (Sworn Between Two Brothers) - Mary MacGregor
  674. Touch Me (We Don't Trust Bush Baby) - The Doors
  675. Tracks Of My Tears (Attacks On My Peers) - Smokey Robinson & The Miracles
  676. Turn! Turn! Turn! (Burn! Burn! Burn!) - The Byrds 6/9/03
  677. Tutti Fruity (Ain't He Fruity) - Little Richard
  678. Twist & Shout (Throw Them Out) - The Beatles
  679. Twisting The Night Away (Blister The Right Today) - Sam Cooke
  680. The Wanderer (Bush The Panderer) - Dion
  681. Try To Remember (We Will Remember) - The Kingston Trio
  682. The Twelfth Of Never (The Fifth Amendment) - Johnny Mathis 2/11/02
  683. Una Paloma Blanca (Ol' Mr. Iran-Contra) - George Baker12/12/02
  684. Under The Boardwalk (Bungled The Cakewalk) - The Drifters 4/7/03
  685. Unchain My Heart (Duct Tape Your House) - Joe Cocker 3/9/03
  686. Unchain My Heart (Dick Cheney's Heart) - Ray Charles
  687. Under The Boardwalk (Bungled The Cakewalk) - The Drifters 4/9/03
  688. Up On The Roof (Dubya's A Goof) - The Drifters
  689. Valerie (Lunacy) - Steve Winwood 11/19/02
  690. Valley of the Dolls (Folly of the Fools) - Dionne Warwick 10/3/02
  691. Vision Of Love (Derision Of Shrub) - Mariah Carey
  692. Wake Up, Little Suzie (Made Up A Lotta Doozies) - Everly Brothers
  693. The Way You Do The Things You Do (Dick Cheney & The W.) - Temptations
  694. Walkin' Back To Georgia (Going Back To Crawford) - Jim Croce
  695. War (Star Wars) - Edwin Starr
  696. Wasted Days and Wasted Nights (In A Daze, We Lost Our Rights) - Freddy Fender 2/21/02
  697. Wasted Days and Wasted Nights (Nuclear Waste, Nevada's Blight) - Freddy Fender 2/21/02
  698. Wasted On The Way (Nuclear Waste Is On The Way) - Crosby, Stills & Nash
  699. Watching The Wheels (Watching His Bulls) - John Lennon 8/3/02
  700. We Can Work It Out (He Can't Smirk It Out) - The Beatles
  701. We're All Alone (He's All Alone) - Boz Scaggs3/6/03
  702. We're In This Love Together (Fear And The Shrub Together) - Al Jarreau 5/4/03
  703. Wedding Bell Blues (Election Day Blues) - Fifth Dimension
  704. What A Fool Believes (Have This Fool Relieved) - The Doobie Brothers 6/27/02
  705. What A Wonderful World This Would Be (Blunder To My Victory) - Sam Cooke
  706. What'd I Say (Tell Me What To Say) - Ray Charles 8/19/02
  707. What's Love Got To Do With It (What's Rush Got To Do With It?) - Tina Turner
  708. When A Man Loves A Woman (The Head Man Is A Moron) - Percy Sledge
  709. When I'm Sixty Four (When I'm Sixty-Five) - The Beatles
  710. Where Did Our Love Go? (Where Did The Votes Go?) - Supremes  MIDI added 10/17/01, from Wm. Kitchen
  711. While My Guitar Gently Weeps (This Right Wing Czar and His Veep) - The Beatles 1/8/02
  712. While My Guitar Gently Weeps (The Right Wing Are Zealous Creeps) - The Beatles
  713. While You See A Chance (Don't Be In A Trance) - Steve Winwood 11/19/02
  714. A White Sport Coat (The Right Can't Gloat) - Marty Robbins
  715. Who Can It Be Now? (Who Can They Beat Now?) - Men At Work
  716. Who's Crying Now (He's Lying Now) - Journey
  717. Who Loves You? (Who Loathes You?) - The Four Seasons
  718. Whole Lotta Shakin' Going On (Whole Lotta Fakin' Goin' On) - Jerry Lee Lewis
  719. Why Do Fools Fall In Love? (Why Do Fools Fall For Rush?) - Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers
  720. Wild World (Bush Baby Really Scares The Whole World) - Cat Stevens 10/3/02
  721. Will It Go 'Round In Circles? (If You're Not In His Circle) - Billy Preston
  722. Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow? (We Will Still Loathe Him Tomorrow) - The Shirelles
  723. Wind Beneath My Wings (Newt Got No Wins For The Right Wing) - Bette Midler
  724. The Winner Takes It All (The Spinner Fakes It All) - ABBA
  725. Winning (Spinning) - Santana
  726. Up, Up And Away (Corrupt Every Way) - The Fifth Dimension
  727. Walkin' Back To Georgia (Goin' Back To Crawford) - Jim Croce
  728. Watching The Wheels (Watching His Bulls) - John Lennon 8/3/02
  729. Watermelon Man (Dan... Watermelon Man) - Mongo Santamaria
  730. We Are The Champions (He's Been Abandoned By Friends) - Queen 2/24/02
  731. We Don't Talk Anymore (Keep On Talking Of War) - Cliff Richard 3/18/03
  732. We Will Rock You (We Will Mock You) - Queen2/24/02
  733. We're All Alone (He'll Lose His Throne) - Boz Scaggs 6/18/02
  734. We're An American Band (American Taliban) - Grand Funk Railroad
  735. We're An American Band (Republican Taliban) - Grand Funk Railroad
  736. We've Only Just Begun (He's Only Just Begun To Spin) - The Carpenters 5/26/02
  737. What The World Needs Now Is Love (What His War's About Is Oil) - Jackie DeShannon 2/18/02
  738. What'd I Say (Tell Me What To Say) - Ray Charles 8/21/02
  739. A Whiter Shade of Pale (Bush's White House Is For Sale) - Procol Harum
  740. Who'll Stop The Rain (Who'll Stop His Reign) - Creedence Clearwater Revival 5/26/02
  741. Witchy Woman (Bitchy Woman) - Eagles
  742. Witchy Woman (Jackboot Snitching Morons) - Eagles
  743. Without You (Without Hughes) - Harry Nilsson4/30/02
  744. Woman (Moron) - John Lennon
  745. Wooly Bully (Bush the Bully) - Sam the Sham & The Pharoahs  10/7/02
  746. Words (Bogus Words) - The Bee Gees 7/16/03
  747. Working At The Car Wash Blues (Smirking, But He's Going To Lose) - Jim Croce
  748. Working At The Car Wash Blues (Working Without Karen Hughes) - Jim Croce 4/28/02
  749. Wouldn't It Be Nice (Condoleeza Rice) - The Beach Boys
  750. W-O-L-D. (Dubya, Don't O.D.) - Harry Chapin
  751. W-O-L-D (No WMD's) - Harry Chapin 6/16/03
  752. Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald (Schmuck Is A Threat To The World) - Gordon Lightfoot
  753. YMCA (Lie, And You'll Pay) - The Village People8/9/02
  754. Yellow Submarine (Industry Machine) - The Beatles
  755. Yellow Submarine (Navy Submarine) - The Beatles
  756. Yellow Submarine (Navy Subsidy) - The Beatles
  757. Yellow Submarine (To Hell With Vote Machines) - The Beatles
  758. Yesterday (Swept Away) - The Beatles
  759. You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet (You've Seen Her On The Net) - Bachman Turner Overdrive
  760. You And Me Against The World (W. Against The World) - Helen Reddy MIDI added 10/8/01
  761. You Are The Sunshine Of My Life (Bush Had A Fun Time All His Life) - Stevie Wonder
  762. You Can't Hurry Love (You Can't Worry, Shrub) - Supremes
  763. You Don't Bring Me Flowers (You'd Strip Me Of Powers) - Neil Diamond & Barbra Streisand 10/7/02
  764. You Don't Bring Me Flowers (Newt Don't Have No Powers) - Neil Diamond & Barbra Streisand
  765. You Send Me (Oil Fueled His Frenzy) - Sam Cooke 2/18/02
  766. You've Got A Friend (Dubya's Your Friend) - James Taylor 4/3/02
  767. Your Love Is Lifting Me Higher & Higher (He's Rush, The Shifty Big Liar) - Jackie Wilson
  768. Your Mama Don't Dance (John Ashcroft Don't Dance) - Loggins & Messina
  769. You're A Rich Girl (This Is It, World) - Daryl Hall & John Oates 3/2/03
  770. You're A Rich Girl (Witch Hunt) - Daryl Hall & John Oates
  771. You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling (Bush Lost, But Won By Stealing) - Righteous Brothers
  772. You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling (You've Lost At Budget Dealing) - Righteous Brothers
  773. You've Made Me So Very Happy (Let's Degrade Ol' Mr. Snippy) - Blood, Sweat & Tears
  774. You're My Soul and Inspiration (Supreme Court's Installation) - Righteous Brothers
  775. You're No Good (He's No Good) - Linda Ronstadt
  776. You're No Good (They're No Good) - Linda Ronstadt
  777. You're The Biggest Part of Me (Bush's Big Hypocrisy) - Ambrosia 5/4/03
  778. You're The One That I Want (He's The Dummy We Taunt) - Olivia Newton-John & John Travolta
  779. You're So Vain (You're Insane) - Carly Simon
  780. You've Got To Hide Your Love Away (Shrub, You've Got To Hide Your Shrub Away) - The Beatles 6/1/03

     Christmas Song Parodies

  781. All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth (All I Want For Christmas Is Saddam's Defeat) - Spike Jones 12/25/02
  782. Angels We Have Heard On High (Ashcroft Is A Nervous Guy) 12/20/02
  783. Auld Lang Syne (Power of Old Man's Mine) 12/31/01
  784. Away In A Manger (King Bush's Arrangers)  11/27/01
  785. Away In A Manger (We Are In Grave Danger)
  786. Blue Christmas (Booze With Us) - Elvis Presley12/25/02
  787. The Christmas Song (The Racist Song) - Nat King Cole 12/25/02
  788. The Christmas Song (The Bush Mess Song) - Nat King Cole
  789. The Christmas Song (The Gingrich Song) - Nat King Cole
  790. Deck The Hall (Wrecked The Fall)
  791. Deck The Hall (Wrecked The Polls)
  792. Do You Hear What I Hear? (Do You Fear What I Fear? [Bush version]) 12/14/01
  793. Do You Hear What I Hear? (Do You Fear What I Fear? [Newt version])
  794. Dreidl, Dreidl (I'm On Another Furlough)
  795. Feliz Navidad (Oh, Please Bomb Iraq)12/12/02
  796. Feliz Navidad (Police State Is Bad)12/12/02
  797. The First Noel (The Bush Named Noelle) 4/3/02
  798. The First Noel (The Man Named Phil Gramm)
  799. Frosty The Snowman (Gingrich The Showman)
  800. Go Tell It On The Mountain (Don't Tell Any Accountants)12/20/02
  801. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen (George Bush Was Crowned the President)
  802. Good King Wenceslas (Dumb King Buh-Buh-Ya) 12/14/01
  803. Good King Wenceslas (Gingrich Went Too Far)
  804. Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (Grandmas Got Run Over By The Fascists) - Elmo & Patsy 9/5/02
  805. Happy Christmas (Unhappy Christmas) 12/14/01
  806. Hark! The Herald Angels Sing (Harken Oil Scandal Stings) 2/14/01
  807. Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas (On Behalf of Big Oil & Business)  11/27/01
  808. Here Comes Santa Claus (Anti-Terror Laws) - Gene Autry  11/27/01
  809. The Holly & The Ivy (Newt Gingrich & The Right Wing)
  810. Holly Jolly Christmas (Bush's Folly Is Still With Us) - Burl Ives 11/17/01
  811. I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day (I Heard The Bogus POTUS Say) 12/22/01
  812. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (I Know Dubya Wants To Change The Laws)  11/27/01
  813. I Saw Three Ships (I Saw Suspicious Men)9/25/02
  814. I Saw Three Ships (I Saw Three Newts)
  815. I'll Be Home For Christmas (Bush's Throne Is Bogus) 12/14/01
  816. I'll Be Home For Christmas (I Just Groan At Gingrich)
  817. It Came Upon A Midnight Clear (Inflaming Them Is The Far Right's Fear)
  818. It's The Most Wonderful Time Of  The Year (It's the Most Wonderful Kind of a Beer) - Andy Williams 12/27/02
  819. Jingle Bell Rock (We Are In Shock)
  820. Jingle Bells (Things Are Swell) 12/27/02
  821. Jingle Bells (Jingo Belles) 12/22/01
  822. Jingle Bells (Mangle Bill)
  823. Joy To The World (Boy Rules The World)
  824. Jolly Old St. Nicholas (Followers Will Stick To Us) 12/19/02
  825. Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! (Very Low! Very Low! Very Low)
  826. Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! (Let It Go! Let It Go! Let It Go!)
  827. Little Drummer Boy (Really That Dumb)
  828. Mele Kalikimaka (Dubya, Son of Poppa) 12/22/01
  829. Nine Little Reindeer (Nine Little Leaders)
  830. O Christmas Tree (Oh, G.O.P.)
  831. O Come All Ye Faithful (He's Dumb, But He's Grateful)
  832. O Holy Night (Radical Right)
  833. O Little Town Of Bethlehem (O Little Brain Of Rush Limbaugh)
  834. O Little Town Of Bethlehem (O Little Brain Of Dubya)
  835. O Tannenbaum (O Taliban)
  836. Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree (Gonna Lock Down Democracy) - Brenda Lee
  837. Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree (Knockin' Around The Budget Bill) - Brenda Lee
  838. Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree (They Will Go Down In History) - Brenda Lee
  839. Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer (Ashcroft, The New Darth Vader) - Gene Autry 2/11/02
  840. Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer (Dubya The Bogus POTUS) - Gene Autry
  841. Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer (Gingrich The White-Haired Speaker) - Gene Autry
  842. Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer (Rudolph The New York Mayor) - Gene Autry
  843. Santa Claus Is Coming To Town (Little Corporal Targets Saddam)  10/14/02
  844. Santa Claus Is Coming To Town (John Ashcroft Is Hunting You Down) 12/14/01
  845. Santa Claus Is Coming To Town (Rush Limbaugh Is Dumbing Them Down) 12/14/01
  846. Santa Claus Is Coming To Town (G.O.P. Is Running This Town)
  847. Silent Night (Violent Fight)
  848. Silver Bells (Give 'Em Hell)  12/22/01
  849. Up On The Housetop (Oust Mr. Trent Lott)12/20/02
  850. Up On The Housetop (Up At The White House)12/27/02
  851. Wassail Song (Here They Come Assailing)
  852. Wassail Song (Mag Sale Song)
  853. We Three Kings Of Orient Are (We Three Top Republicans Are)
  854. What Child Is This? (Pop's Child Is Bush)  12/14/01
  855. What Child Is This (How Wild Are They?)
  856. White Christmas (I'm Steaming Mad At Newt Gingrich)
  857. Winter Wonderland (Doesn't Mr. Gingrich Understand)
  858. You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (You're A Dim One, Mr. Smirk) 

    Standards/Folk/Broadway/TV/Show Tunes

  859. A Spoonful of Sugar (Right Wing Loons Spread the Bullsh*t) - Julie Andrews
  860. The Addams Family (The Bush Crime Family)2/2/03, co-written with Alvin Dover
  861. Baby Face (Baby Bush)
  862. Ballad Of Gilligan's Isle (Ballad Of G. Dubya's Style) - The Castaways 8/9/02, co-written with Randy Winn
  863. Ballad of Gilligan's Isle (Help Republicans Fail) - The Castaways
  864. Ballad Of Gilligan's Isle (Silly Man's Spiral) - The Castaways 12/5/02, co-written with Michael Pacholek
  865. Ballad of Jed Clampett - Beverly Hillbillies Theme (Ballad of Dan Quayle)
  866. Ballad of Jed Clampett - Beverly Hillbillies' Theme (Ballad of Dubya Bush) 2/24/02
  867. Ballad of Jed Clampett - Beverly Hillbillies' Theme (Ballots of Jeb Bush)
  868. Ballad of Jed Clampett - Beverly Hillbillies' Theme (Ballad of Elian Gonzalez - Miami Beach Bums)
  869. Battle Hymn of the Republic (Bush Wants Body Bags) 3/24/03
  870. Battle Hymn of the Republic (Battle Him For the Republic)  2/24/02
  871. Believe It Or Not - Theme from "The Greatest American Hero (Believe Me Or Not) - Joey Scarbury 1/21/03
  872. Blowin' In The Wind (Trent Lott's Ass Is Blowin' Lots of Wind) - Bob Dylan 12/27/02
  873. The Blue-Tail Fly (The Blue-Nosed Spy)8/21/02
  874. Boll Weevil (He's Evil) - Fats Domino
  875. Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy (Crooked & Incompetent G.W.B.) - Andrews Sisters
  876. Born Free (Scorned Me)  6/23/03
  877. The Brady Bunch Theme (The Greedy Bunch)8/21/02
  878. The Brady Bunch Theme (The Shady Bunch) 3/3/02
  879. Can You Feel The Love Tonight (Can We Steal Their Oil? Damned Right) - Elton John 2/2/03
  880. Chiquita Banana Jingle (Banana Republic) New MIDI added 7/19/02, sequenced by Ron Tilden!
  881. Clementine (Prison Time) 7/4/02
  882. Climb Every Mountain (Crime By Accountants) - Julie Andrews
  883. Colors (Colours) - Donovan 3/17/02, new MIDI added 3/24/03, sequenced by Ron Tilden
  884. Coming 'Round The Mountain (Bush's Problems Now Are Mounting)
  885. Danny Boy (Kenny Boy) 1/9/02
  886. Day O (Falwell) - Harry Belafonte
  887. Day O (Quayle Calypso) - Harry Belafonte
  888. Deep Purple (Want That Creep Smirk To Fall) - Nino Temple & April Stevens
  889. Don't Cry For Me, Argentina (Don't Despise Me and My Junta) - Madonna
  890. Dukes of Hazzard Theme Song (Poppy Bush's Boys) - Waylon Jennings 4/30/02
  891. Fish Cheer & I Think I'm Fixing-To-Die Rag (Bush Jeer & Dubya's Fixing-To-Lie Rag) - Country Joe McDonald
  892. Five Hundred Miles (My Missles Go 500 Miles) - Peter, Paul & Mary 2/11/03
  893. George Of The Jungle (George Really Bungled)
  894. God Bless America (Clueless George Dubya) - Kate Smith 12/22/01
  895. God Bless America (Oppressed America) - Kate Smith2/26/02
  896. Goldfinger (Right Winger) 3/14/02
  897. Graduation Day (On Election Day) - The Beach Boys
  898. Green Acres Theme - Eddie Albert & Eva Gabor
  899. Greenback Dollar (Florida Voters) - The Kingston Trio
  900. Hava Nagila (Have A Tequila) 1/26/03
  901. He's A Dunce (Shall We Dance from "The King & I") - Deborah Kerr & Yul Brynner
  902. He's Got The Whole World In His Hand (Bush Wants The Whole World In His Hand) 2/24/03
  903. Hokey Pokey (Political Karaoke)
  904. Home Sweet Home (Regime Change Starts At Home10/27/02
  905. I Left My Heart In San Francisco (They Fixed My Heart With A Pacemaker) - Tony Bennett
  906. If I Were A Rich Man (Dubya's A Rich Man) - Zero Mostel 4/9/02
  907. I'm A Little Teapot (It's Another Teapot Dome)3/14/02
  908. I've Been Working On The Railroad (Ashcroft's Working Hard To Railroad) 1/25/02
  909. The Impossible Dream (The Unteachable Czar) - Jack Jones 4/25/02
  910. Jeepers, Creepers (Jeepers, Freepers) - Louis Armstrong
  911. Let The Eagle Soar (Let His Ego Soar) - John Ashcroft 3/17/02
  912. Look At Me, I'm Sandra Dee (Look At Me, I'm Duyba B.) - "Grease" 12/5/02, co-wrriten with Phil Alexander
  913. Love Is A Many Splendored Thing (Shrub Is A Dumb Pretender King) - The Four Aces 8/23/02
  914. Maria (Scalia) - from the musical "West Side Story"
  915. Mickey Mouse Club March (Georgie Bush Coup)
  916. Mona Lisa (Condoleeza) - Nat King Cole 7/16/03
  917. MTA (The Enron Way) - The Kingston Trio 2/14/02
  918. MTA (Make Them Pay) - The Kingston Trio
  919. My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean (The Dummy Lies About Ted Olson)
  920. My Favorite Things (CEO Corporate Stings) - Julie Andrews  8/11/02
  921. My Kind Of Town (What Kind Of Clown, George Dubya Is) - Frank Sinatra
  922. Old McDonald Had A Farm (Limbaugh Claims He Means No Harm)
  923. Oh, Them Golden Slippers (Fished For Clinton's Zipper) 2/6/03
  924. On A Clear Day, You Can See Forever (In A Weird Way, Bush Thinks He Is Clever) - Tony Bennett
  925. On Top Of Old Smoky (Let's Topple Old Smirky)4/3/02
  926. Pokemon (Hegemon) 4/13/03
  927. Popeye The Sailor Man (Poppy The Senior Bush)
  928. Railroad Bill (They Tried To Railroad Bill)
  929. Secret Agent Man (Secrets Aid This Man) - Johnny Rivers 3/28/02
  930. Secret Love (What Does Bush Keep Secrets Of?) - Doris Day 3/28/02